
Like the PIRATE who helps
the other PIRATEs connect to the Internet.
The Big Bang Theory Season 10, Episode 12

Yeah, a tap-dancing PIRATE
with a wooden leg.
The Big Bang Theory Season 2, Episode 19

Although, practically mandatory
for a PIRATE.
The Big Bang Theory Season 3, Episode 4

I'm a PIRATE.
Game of Thrones Season 3, Episode 1

Personally, I'd choose PIRATE.
The Big Bang Theory Season 3, Episode 4